I wonder what Corporal Matt Sanchez, recipient of CPAC’s Jeane Kirkpatrick Academic Freedom Award, thinks about Ann Coulter’s use of the the word faggot as a slur on John Edward’s masculinity. Sanchez is a thirty-six year old junior at Columbia University and a Marine reservist. Why do I wonder what Sanchez thinks about Coulter’s anti-gay comments? Well it turns out this celebrated conservative student and veteran was a gay porn star in a former life.

Now, if you’re like me, you might think, “Hmm, 36 years old and he’s a junior in college and only a corporal in the Marines?” Odd, but not totally implausible. But Sanchez’ face tinkled a few gay bells out there in fairyland, and last night I began to get emails letting me know that his rather late appearance on the Ivy League scene was because Sanchez has had a lengthy career in gay porn, working under the names Rod Majors (NSFW) and Pierre LaBranche, starring in such art films as Jawbreaker, Donkey Dick, and Glory Holes Of Fame 3, where his “11-inch uncut monster cock” earned him a devoted following.

Now, porn stars are entitled to enter the miliary, although Sanchez obviously had to do it on the downlow. Porn stars are entitled to have a right-wing ideology, even though the very people he supports would love to see gay porn stars strung up by the nuts. (Wait, have I seen that movie?) But, Oh.The.Irony. of Sanchez appearing with Bill O’Reilly who only a couple of days went apoplectic over San Francisco’s “Colt Studio Day.” And OH, the irony of Ann “Faggot” Coulter happily posing with Sanchez for a photo-op. The right-wing has gobbled this porn hunk up with a spoon, never knowing that tons of men have gobbled up his monster cock ON FILM. I love it, I love it, I love it.

Here’s Sanchez being well received at CPAC by famed right-wingers Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter. At best, this proves that Coulter and Malkin do have plenty of gay friends after all. Maybe this new revelation will make them question whether it’s really worth preventing this Marine from marrying a man if he wants to. At worst, Sanchez will be hung out to dry like Jeff Gannon, who’s written a book but never found a job working within the conservative movement. The adoration he’s received will be forgotten by the women pictured alongside him below.

Here’s a video representation of what the discovery that Sanchez is gay doesn’t look like on the conservative blogs:

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Technorati Tags: Ann Coulter, Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, CPAC 2007, Matt Sanchez, Michelle Malkin

Posted by Matt Browner Hamlin
Tuesday, March 6, 2007 at 4:01 pm

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