Senator John McCain (R-Arizona) said that “only ‘contracting a fatal disease’ will cause him to drop out of the presidential race before the primaries begin, as he vowed to take his campaign directly to the voters of New Hampshire and other early-voting states as a means of compensating for his financial difficulties,” reports ABC News.

This just in: Senator McCain has contracted a fatal disease. Its called his 2008 presidential campaign.

(Hat tip: Political Wire)

1 Response to “McCain Vows to Stay in Race”

I love this idea that “taking the campaign to the voters” is somehow the savior miracle. If it were such a great it (whatever the hell it means), why doesn’t everyone do that from day one?

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