Former Governor Mitt Romney (R-Massachusetts), while playing G.I. Joe “under supervision,” discovered firing automatic weapons is hard! Somewhere in this rambling he comes to the conclusion that he would not make automatic weapons illegal.
If my calculations are correct, Mitt Romney has now fired a weapon one time more than the number of marriages for Rudy Giuliani. (Though he still hasn’t actually hunted more than the total number of Giuliani marriages, so no need to modify your joke, James Carville.)
2 Responses to “Saving Private Romney”
but mitt has fired a weapon less times then bill clinton has had mistresses, but then again he would have to fire an automatic non-stop for 6-7 months to catch to bill’s total…
Something to say?
First he sez: “No one’s suggesting that automatic weapons be made available to the public.” Then he sez: “No one’s suggesting that automatic weapons be made illegal.”
Multiple choice Mitt. Take away whatever viewpoint you like, he’s got them all.
Left by TeddySanFran
July 28, 2007 at 3:36pm