Hey you guys – stop making jokes about Mrs. Paul’s balls.
Tomorrow, you may remember, is the deadline to vote for Yankee Magazine’s cookie primary. And which candidate’s recipe is the winner? Oh, you didn’t have to think about that one too hard, did you?
Because with just shy of 10,000 votes on the night of December 13, Carol Paul’s Apricot-Coconut Balls have received 93% of the vote! The Cookie Monster, between stuffing Mrs. Paul’s balls in his mouth, was apparently stuffing the cookie primary ballot box, too. As goes Mrs. Paul’s balls, so goes the nation?
Alas, while the Paul fans may be gearing up for their cookie party, they can’t declare decisive victory yet. We’ll have to leave that to our panel of expert tasters at Southern New Hampshire University who will be like a small caucus of voters themselves.
In the meanwhile, for those of you who will fix every online Ron Paul-related vote that you can, just remember not to eat too many of Mrs. Paul’s balls or you’ll turn into a blimp.
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