Who will Old Man McCain choose?
There’s a possibility that since his radical rightwing turn on immigration, Mike Huckabee would shore up Walnuts‘ base deficiency on that issue. Plus there’s the whole Huckabee talks to God thing which would help McCain shyster the “Jesus did so ride a dinosaur!” vote.
My other guess is Charlie Crist. A southern Governor. Younger than McCain. Will deliver Florida. And then there’s the possibility that the “Jesus did so ride a dinosaur” voters might think that with a last name like that, the Governor of Florida could be related to Mr. Jesus Christ.
8 Responses to “The McCain Veepstakes”
Lowercase matt is wrong again.
Rudy says he won’t be McCain’s VP.
So matt, I guess that since you’ve been right about everything so far (Rudy cruising to the nomination, Rudy being McCain’s VP), that uh, we should definitely give your dead certain prediction that McCain will be the next president a whole lot of consideration, eh mattstrodamus?
Dr. Tom Coburn – a medical doctor and principled citizen legislator- our Mr. Smith’ in Washington – has the best Healthcare Plan -Senate Bill S1019 and will fix Healthcare and our Economy while John McCAIN ATTENDS G8 Summits and manages foreign policy and National Security….McCAIN – COBURN ‘08
Seriously? You mean the Tom Coburn who thinks abortionists should get the death penalty? And who is against abortion even in cases of rape because without rape he himself would have never been born? That Tom Coburn? He would sink the ticket like a stone, which is why I agree with you. “McCain-Coburn! Because without rape, you couldn’t vote for them!”
How about Bill McCollum, Florida Attorney General? Before winning statewide office in ‘06 (a tough year), he was a member of Congress for twenty years, with service on the Intelligence committee.
McCain-McCollum? Now that just sounds goofy
I still think McCain-Huckabee is my top bet, but I should add that George Allen is in contention too.
The former Senator, longtime racist, doofus fratboy goon brings a lot to the ticket.
If the Huckster keeps winning though, it’ll be hard for Walnuts to go anywhere but Huck.
I think Huckabee might be a liability. He says really stupid shit sometimes.
Something to say?
I think Huckabee might be a good choice, but he could be a tad bit too crazy and unpredictable on the campaign trail. How about Brownback? He’s Jesusy, but more predictable.
Crist is very popular, and would definitely secure Florida, though he’s gay, isn’t he?
I was thinking McCain’s best buddy Lindsay Graham might be a logical choice, but he’s gay too.
Lowercase matt is pushing Giuliani as VP, to reinforce McCain’s national security cred, since Giuliani walked through smoke and held press conferences on 9-11.
Maybe a woman (especially if Hillary is the nominee) like Kay Baily Hutchison or Sarah Palin?
Whoever it is, I think they should be considerably younger than McCain, who could drop dead at any minute.
Left by Noah Noah
January 30, 2008 at 3:03pm