Who Let The Man-On-Dogs Strapped To The Roof Out? Santorum Endorses Romney

Well, it was clear that Man-On-Dog sex obsessed former Senator Rick Santorum wasn’t a fan of John McCain, but I was thinking that a Huckabee endorsement (woof!) was more likely…

Surprisingly, Santorum (and please, check out the first link you get when you Google “Santorum“) today endorsed Mitt Romney for president.

Wow.

First it was strap the dog to the roof of the car.

Then it was who let the dogs out?

Now it’s man-on-dog love.

New campaign slogan: Mitt Romney Does America: Doggystyle.

(Cross posted at The November Blog)

Posted by Noah Noah
Friday, February 1, 2008 at 3:04 pm

2 Responses to “Who Let The Man-On-Dogs Strapped To The Roof Out? Santorum Endorses Romney”

Love the slogan but I’m not sure Mittens can bend at the waist.

Left by GMFORD
February 2, 2008 at 2:23pm

Good point my friend.

The plastic Romney has worked up until now, but he may have to be updated into a new, more bendable, rubbery form.

Left by Noah
February 2, 2008 at 6:16pm

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