I challenge anyone to come up with a better “Shorter” version of Mitt Romney’s exit speech than TBogg:
Our country, our world, our culture, our existence face enormous threats. I quit.
Genius.
6 Responses to “Shorter Mitt Romney”
“John McCain kicked my ass and I’m running out of money. I give up.”
I think I’m over by 4 words.
Governor Romney was America’s BEST HOPE! We didn’t wise up to what he had to offer, so we suffer the consequences of lousy leadership!
Don’t worry Jean Jones. Mitt will be back in 2012 to spend more of Tagg’s inheritance!
Something to say?
How about:
“I’m saving you from certain death. See you in 2012!”
Left by Noah Noah
February 7, 2008 at 8:29pm