At least according to the website of the Washington Speakers Bureau he is.
Apparently, triumphant Rudy, who defeated 9/11 again during this past campaign, is going on a speaking tour to talk about how great of a leader he is.
According to the Speakers Bureau’s bio of Rudy, which, I’m betting $911 was written by Rudy himself: “Rudy Giuliani…helped lead New York – and the U.S. – out of the devastation that followed the attacks on 9-11,” because, of course, 9/11 turned Rudy into the President of the United States–er President of 9/11.
And! And! And! Oooh! Oooh! Rudy will be “providing audiences with unparalleled insights and compelling anecdotes to help them overcome unforeseen or unprecedented challenges – and put them back on the path towards success.” He will teach you how you too can defeat your own 9/11’s!
And also, “Perhaps no person currently on the world stage better embodies the words ‘visionary’ and ‘grace under pressure’ than Rudy Giuliani.” After all Rudy is like, one of the most famous people in the world, like, ever.
And “As a candidate for president, he galvanized the national debate,” which is why of course he’s still in the race for president to this day! He’s that galvanizing.
Oh, and Rudy will show ” leaders at all levels how to transform their corporate and organizational cultures—for bottom-line success and results,” by using his own financially solvent presidential campaign as a prime example.
Finally, this paragraph is worth quoting in full:
Hero and Inspiration: As someone who found himself on the frontlines of the War on Terror, Giuliani understands the grave personal price already paid to maintain freedom. Never one to shy away from a battle —at great personal risk, Giuliani almost single-handedly took on organized crime in New York—he reminds audiences that to protect freedom, eternal vigilance is necessary. His presentations become events of international repute and scope where large, enthusiastic crowds are the norm.
Rudy Giuliani will never, ever shy away from a battle, which is why he is still running for president. And his slide shows and Powerpoint presentations can make once-paralyzed old men miraculously walk again!
Rudy Giuliani seems to believe that he really didn’t need to be president, because the office was in fact beneath him. President of the United States is too small-time for Rudy. He’s too busy crushing mountains with his bare hands.
So there you have it, Rudy Giuliani is “one of the world’s most respected leaders,” right behind Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, and Fred Thompson.
(Cross Posted at The November Blog)
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Rudy Giuliani is one of the goats of 9/11.
His decision to put the Command Center where the FBI said not to cost hundreds of lives.
His inability to coordinate police and fire and put the incompetent Kerik in charge of the NYPD cost hundreds of lives.
His big FU to firefighters by giving a no bid contract to Motorola thus denying firefighters proper radios cost hundreds of lives.
Then Giuliani exploits the tragedy, siphons “fees” from a widows fund, gives Kerik an F Pad that was donated to 9/11 workers, throws firefighter bodies onto a landfill in Staten Island, and supports Bush’s decision to ignore Osama Bin Laden.
And Giuliani spent 50 million dollars and only got 1 delegate despite being Faux News’ favorite candidate? Hmmmm I wonder why.
Left by Dave from queens
February 17, 2008 at 1:44pm