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Steele on Romney’s Failed Bid

Posted by Matt Ortega on May 11th, 2009

RNC Chairman Michael Steele’s troubles with the Republican base continued this week when the embattled party leader insulted GOP primary voters as bigots that harbor ill feelings towards Mormons. Steele made the comments on the radio while guest hosting for conservative commentator Bill Bennett.

STEELE: Yeah, but let me ask you. Ok, Jay, I’m there with you. But remember, it was the base that rejected Mitt because of his switch on pro-life, from pro-choice to pro-life. It was the base that rejected Mitt because it had issues with Mormonism. It was the base that rejected Mitch, Mitt, because they thought he was back and forth and waffling on those very economic issues you’re talking about. So, I mean, I hear what you’re saying, but before we even got to a primary vote, the base had made very clear they had issues with Mitt because if they didn’t, he would have defeated John McCain in those primaries in which he lost.

Romney spokesman Eric Ferhnstrom said the comments “miss[ed] the target” and cited primary votes cast for the former governor and that Romney won the CPAC straw poll the last three years running.

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It appears Romney plans to get a head start on the campaign by setting up his primary residence in the Granite State.

The Hotline reports that Mitt Romney (R) is making his primary residence at the family home in New Hampshire, the site of the first-in-the-nation presidential primary.

“Establishing residency in NH could raise expectations for Romney’s performance in the state’s 2012 primary, but the state is also flush with important contests in the upcoming 2010 midterm elections, where Romney could lend a hand.”

Just out of curiosity: does this mean that the former Massachusetts governor will be referred to as “Mitt Romney (R-New Hampshire)”?

Romney Wins CPAC Straw Poll

Posted by Matt Ortega on March 4th, 2009

Former Governor Mitt Romney (R-Massachusetts) topped all candidates in the straw poll at CPAC conference in Washington, D.C. He won the straw poll last year despite withdrawing from the race less than two weeks prior. Conservatives were so adamantly opposed to Senator John McCain’s (R-Arizona) candidacy that they turned to Romney — who only a few years prior converted to conservatism — to protest their heir-apparent.

But who knows what would have happened to the polling results this year if the Republican leader, Rush Limbaugh, was on the ballot.

(Cross posted at The November Blog)

I pray to the Gods of Comedy that this is true: Mitt Romney might jump back into the race for president!

Josh Romney, one of former Gov. Mitt Romney’s five sons, says it’s “possible” his father may rejoin the race for the White House, as a vice presidential candidate or as the Republican Party’s standard-bearer if the campaign of Sen. John McCain falters.

First of all, I think it would be awesome for Mitt Romney to let the dogs back out, and jump back in the race, simply because it would bring back some of the hilarity that has been missing from this campaign ever since Mittens dropped out.

Secondly, I’m not sure if Josh Romney realizes this, but in order for his dad to get back in the race “as a vice presidential candidate,” the presidential candidate, John McCain, who straight up hates Mitt Romney, would not only have to be ok with it, he would pretty much have to ask Mitt to do it.

It doesn’t sound like Josh Romney understands that basic rules of politics. But that won’t stop him from potentially running for Congress!

That’s right, Josh Romney for Congress, baby! Oh man, I can’t wait. Does he have 5 20-30 year old sons who could pretend to write unintentionally hilarious blog posts for his campaign?

No, he has 3 young kids, aged 5, 3 and 1. But hey, in the fakest family in America, I wouldn’t put it past them to set these little tykes up with some laptops!

So long, and thanks for all the fish

Posted by Michael Roston on February 14th, 2008

This last flip flop, of Mitt Romney coming out for John McCain, is one that even a trained dolphin couldn’t pull off.

The 12th Commandment states: If thou hast sullied a fellow Republican, thou shalt put it between thy legs and endorse thy fellow Republican when he beats thou.

Governor Romney, those about to flip, we salute you.

Shorter Mitt Romney

Posted by Matt Browner Hamlin on February 7th, 2008

I challenge anyone to come up with a better “Shorter” version of Mitt Romney’s exit speech than TBogg:

Our country, our world, our culture, our existence face enormous threats. I quit.

Genius.

Yeah, pretty much.

Sometimes, as we boys need reminding, it takes a woman to inject some common sense into complicated decision-making like “Should I run for higher office?”

(Sometimes, not.)

Maybe the evidence is all circumstantial, but it’s there. First there’s the oft-cited story about Ann Romney not wanting all of Mitt’s money, so hard earned laying off every worker he could find, to go into the hands of the genius political consultants who came up with bright ideas like “Mitt should run against Massachusetts,” and “I’m withdrawing from this race because staying in it will aid and abet terrorists by electing a Democrat.”

The idea that Mrs. Romney was worried more about Mitt’s money than about his desire to win was brought up at the Daily Telegraph:

His wife Ann made him agree to keep to a personal limit of $40 million, which he exceeded by up to $10 million in the past week of the campaign.

“What was he going to do? Just carry on spending his sons’ inheritance,” said a member of the McCain campaign at the conference.

But I think there’s more to it than that. Our man Mitt seemed to be a little bit defensive about the prospect of fighting with his old lady before Super Tuesday. Check out this statement and immediate back-up from it when Romney discussed stretching out and sleeping on the floor of his airplane:

There are no flat-bed seats in Romney’s charter plane. He does enjoy a wide business class seat in the front row but he said he planned to spend the red-eye flight on the floor.

“It’s been a while since I slept on the floor,” he told reporters on the flight to California. “Usually if I’m in trouble I sleep on the sofa,” he said.

A father of five who frequently talks about family values, Romney quickly took back the suggestion that he gets in trouble with his wife, Ann.

“Actually I’ve not been in trouble to sleep on the sofa. But sometimes in the middle of the night if I wake up and can’t sleep, instead of bothering Ann by tossing and turning, I sleep on the sofa,” he said.

“Camping is probably the last time I slept on the ground,” he said, adding that was perhaps a decade ago. “It’s been a long time.”

You’ve got to hand it to him. Mitt sure was an acrobat everyday on the campaign trail.

But I think there was more evidence of some tension between the two. How about when Romney started out his concession speech on Tuesday night by saying that his wife was WRONG:

Ann came to me and she said, ‘You know, the one thing that’s clear tonight is that nothing’s clear.’ But I think she’s wrong. One thing that’s clear is this campaign’s going on. I think there are some people who thought it was all going to be done tonight. But it’s not all done tonight. We’re going to keep on battling. We’re going to go all the way to the convention. We’re going to win this thing, and we’re going to get to the White House.

I’m sure she loved that. “My wife doesn’t believe in me!” is what starting off a major speech like that screams out. Dr. Phil would not be pleased.

But ultimately, Mitt really is all about his family. Word is Mitt and Ann talked this over last night. And when he says, “I’m doing this because I love America,” he really may mean “I’m doing this because I love my wife” as much as he means, “I’m doing this because I love my money.”

And let’s face it – Mitt was never a very good candidate for the Republican nomination. Even if Anne Coulter was lining up Big Love-style to be his second wife, he had too much non-conservative baggage to be bought into by the real GOP crowd, and just about everyone on both sides saw him as a phoney.

What this campaign was really about for Romney was ego. That ego was evident when he declared on Tuesday, “That’s pretty fun. First time I’ve ever voted for myself for president.”

Ultimately, it seems like it took the Mrs. to put that ego away. She probably said to Mitt, “This election is making you into a dick, and I don’t like it when you’re being a dick.  I need you to drop out.”

And to that, we all can say, “Thank you, Ann, thank you.

I’m Freezing Without My Mittens!!

Posted by Noah Noah on February 7th, 2008

Brrrrrrrr. Why is it so cold in here?

Oh, it’s because Mittens has dropped out!

Man, as Wonkette says, “It’s a sad day for humor.”

Ol’ Freddie? Dead.

9iu11ani? Conceded to the terrorists.

And Mittens? Bought the farm. Or at least tried to.

Somehow, the idea of making fun of John McCain for the next 9 months just doesn’t strike my fancy.

Yikes, are we going to have to start talking about the issues now?

(Cross posted at The November Blog)

[Update]: Mittens will be back! In 2012! To run against President McClintobama! Mittens 2012! Mittens 2012! Tagg’s inheritance will be spent!!!!

Pop Quiz Time

Posted by David Dayen on February 6th, 2008

So Mitt Romney, who was embarrassed in California, a beaten third all over the Southwest and really only strong in states he had a house in, has decided to spend Tagg’s future kids’ college funds and stay in a futile quest for the GOP nomination. And the bureau chief at Pravda Online Hugh Hewitt decided to make an analogy to commemorate this bold (some would say ignorant) decision. Now what public figure from the recent past do you suppose Hewitt would use in said analogy to describe Romney’s choice?

I’ll give you ten seconds. Hum the “Match Game PM” theme to keep time.

….

Give up?

Like Reagan In ‘76, Romney Is Staying In

Congratulations! Hugh Hewitt, you’re the proud recipient of the Reagan Library’s “One Billion References to Reagan” Award! We’ll fly you and a guest first-class from Reagan National Airport to Simi Valley for a tour of the Reagan Library! That’s right, you’ll drive down the Ronald Reagan Freeway and onto Ronald Reagan Drive, where you’ll take in the Reagan Oval Office, the Reagan legacy, and the Reagan Reagan, a special of this prize package!! And we’ll give you a stack of Reagan dimes and a DVD copy of the CBS miniseries “The Reagans” for you to burn!! Reagan Reagan Reagan 9/11 Reagan!!!

Sheesh, if they could re-animate St. Ronnie’s corpse… he’d do better than Mitt Romney. And actually that’d make at least 3 corpses running on the GOP side this year.

Well, it was clear that Man-On-Dog sex obsessed former Senator Rick Santorum wasn’t a fan of John McCain, but I was thinking that a Huckabee endorsement (woof!) was more likely…

Surprisingly, Santorum (and please, check out the first link you get when you Google “Santorum“) today endorsed Mitt Romney for president.

Wow.

First it was strap the dog to the roof of the car.

Then it was who let the dogs out?

Now it’s man-on-dog love.

New campaign slogan: Mitt Romney Does America: Doggystyle.

(Cross posted at The November Blog)